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Tu_triky

Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 46182 Location: Los Skandolous, California Country:   |
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:44 am Post subject: |
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�� wrote: | This is really an axiom, not a cliche, but if a jdorama has a medical theme, that drama is completely preposterous. |
it's more than an axiom...it's a natural law of the universe.
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Eve

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Tu_triky

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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:15 am Post subject: |
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Eve wrote: | Tu.  |
OMG...i haven't seen you in AGESSSSSSSS
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aznkether
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:54 am Post subject: |
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From ANIME CAFE:
Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.
Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.
Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary: Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to us in the real world...
Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.
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Eve

Joined: 20 Jul 2004 Posts: 12782 Location: USA Country:   |
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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Tu_triky wrote: |
OMG...i haven't seen you in AGESSSSSSSS  |
Been missing you too!!
Real life drama can be time consuming.
As for a favorite drama cliche:
How about the fact that skinny guys like KimuTaku get to play studs in series like Pride and we all love it!!  _________________
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Tu_triky

Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Posts: 46182 Location: Los Skandolous, California Country:   |
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:34 am Post subject: |
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Eve wrote: |
Been missing you too!!
Real life drama can be time consuming. |
ain't that the truth! good to hear from ya...
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As for a favorite drama cliche:
How about the fact that skinny guys like KimuTaku get to play studs in series like Pride and we all love it!!  |
i don't think many women would refute that point.
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Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Posts: 2034 Location: United Kingdom Country:   |
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:38 am Post subject: |
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4Qbmr wrote: | How about this one: Whenever someone is hurry and they get to the elevator, they bang on the button 2 or 3 times, if the door doesn't open right away, they start running up the stairs. Which unless you're only going a couple floors from where you are is really stupid. They'd rather climb 15 flights of stairs instead of waiting another 30 seconds for the elevator !!  |
Roflmao! Very true!
But this is not restricted to Jdramas.
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bmwracer
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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sucigam wrote: | Wow, I think this is the greatest thread I've ever seen in any drama forum. |
You need to see more threads.
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