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niko2x



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

ahochaude wrote:
Never a feminist!!!!!
Just saying it how it should be. Women should do certain things for the men. (Cook, clean, take care of the baby, grabbing me a beer, stuff like that).
Hey aho, I think I saw you at a feminist rally last week in hawaii. Is this you? Hahahahahaha (JK!)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Shake Head

It means "Where is the delicious pussy?" but your idea about writing it down and then asking is an excellent idea.

To be honest a lot of these girls would love someone to practice English with, just get them to a karaoke box...

chamcham wrote:
heh so apparently manko means "vagina" or "screw"
so you're either asking for an oishii vagina
or an oishii screw......

.....either way, it sounds pretty offensive....lol.....I'll pretend to act like a dumb foreignor, show some girl a piece of paper that has the question written on it.........and pretend to not know what it means............ok maybe not........

....but some of the shirts with really explicit language on them(that girls wear and have no idea what it means) are pretty funny..........

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ahochaude



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

niko2x wrote:
Hey aho, I think I saw you at a feminist rally last week in hawaii. Is this you? Hahahahahaha (JK!)

Hahahahaha. No, sorry to disappoint you but I wasn't there. If I were, I would've busted up these chicks' little rally. Hahaha. J/K

But look at them. They're all butches. And the straight ones can't even get a guy to go out with them, more or less marry them.

Equal rights for women huh? These are the same kind of women who complain about this is not fair and that's not fair etc. They want total equality with men. And if a guy were to punch one of these women (as a guy would punch a guy), these women would file suit and complain that it wasn't "fair".
Ha, true statement of a liberal. -"It's not fair blah blah blah".



note: I would not a hit woman. I just used it as an example....
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

But I bet if you were to punch one of these butches, looks like they can give you a beat down. On a side note, that guy in there got a set of cojones, huh?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

niko2x wrote:
But I bet if you were to punch one of these butches, looks like they can give you a beat down.


Yeah, they probably would!

They'll beat me down and sit on me after they're finished. Whoo~ Kowee~!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

ahochaude wrote:
...and sit on me after they're finished. Whoo~ Kowee~!
And you think you're skinny now, you'll be flat if those heifers actually sit on you!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

niko2x wrote:
And you think you're skinny now, you'll be flat if those heifers actually sit on you!


Hahahahaha. No doubt.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

absolutely no comment here folks rofl
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

For those who need it:

h**p://www.jgirls.com/pikup.htm
Have fun. Mr Green
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

eightysix wrote:
For those who need it:

http://www.jgirls.com/pikup.htm

Have fun. Mr Green


Looks pretty interesting! I think I'll read it too! hehe
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

i'm sorry eightysix but isn't jgirls .com a pornographic site? maybe you could just copy/paste the text insted of directly linking to it!? thank you for your consideration Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

lovelessemotion wrote:
i'm sorry eightysix but isn't jgirls .com a pornographic site? maybe you could just copy/paste the text insted of directly linking to it!? thank you for your consideration Wink


I'm sure he didn't have any malicious meaning to it.

I'll edit the post.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

hmmm... funny thing is... most pick up phrases I've seen done in Japan where a foreigner (wherever he is from) is trying to talk to a Japanese girl....

has been done in English. And depending on body language the language barrier may not have a thing to do with the pickup at all.

if you follow. lol Mr Green
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Ushiroyubi wrote:
hmmm... funny thing is... most pick up phrases I've seen done in Japan where a foreigner (wherever he is from) is trying to talk to a Japanese girl....

has been done in English. And depending on body language the language barrier may not have a thing to do with the pickup at all.

if you follow. lol Mr Green


*LOL* I follow. hehe

But it is true in some cases.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

ahochaude i think what i meant was that he should remove the link and just paste the text.. but i'll do it since it'll be a while if he wants to edit it.... like this:

*edit* i was reading some of it... damn this article is REAL offensive! but atleast its better than a porn link Beaten and i didn't write it pls no hate mail!

"A guide to picking up women in Japan. Including pick up lines and common phrases which may help to get you in there, or get you slapped hard trying. Phrases range from cute pick up lines to pretty direct and downright dirty. Please be respectful towards our Japanese queens and try to use them tastefully on the innocent ones.


First, before we continue here are proven techniques for picking up girls in a few popular areas of Tokyo.

Roppongi Girls -The most evil accursed women to ever walk the Earth. Turn your back for a sec and they've switched boyfriends. Why do they do this? Easy... they are evil people who live to start fights among all the Sailors and Gaijin. How are they picked up? Walk into a club and just stand there . They will come to you. Gas Panic is a good start - 9/9? Of course! Another proven technique is to look "taken" and they will suddenly wish to steal you from your current women. We believe constant exposure to the hated Roppongi "flyer-people" has slowly molded them into the corrupt beings that they are. Do not use the "Me ... Jim, Me... like ... Tokyo, Nice ... Tokyo" approach as they all speak fluent Englais.

Shibuya Girls - Also known as the "Look at my new Prada bag" girls. Died hair, tiny voices, mini skirts and Namie-tans (what we like to call them). How do I get one? Stuff your pocket with a roll of newspaper and stick 10000 yen bills on the outsides flashing it left and right. Proven time and time again. A new update. Tokoto has given us an important tip to our quest. Apparently claiming to work in "Omotte-Sando" is a big plus!

Shinjuku Girls - Very similar in appearance to Shibuya girls. The best proven technique to date is to walk through Shinjuku with a dog (preferrably a puppy). For some reason all nasty girls will be scared away but the cuties will flock... "KAWAIIIIIII-NE!!!!!" Getting them to look at you instead of the dog is still under experimentation. Warning!!! Do not insult the Spice Girls. Even though us guys know better, it is a very touchy area for most Shinjuku Girls.

Meguro Girls - Cute and simple looking girls that are coincidentally the fastest walkers in the world. Various techniques were attempted at approaching them but with no foreseeable results. Tried the "I'm lost do you have a map in your bedroom" and even the popular "It's a nice day today can I have your number?" but nothing...Research in this area continues. Perhaps making 1000 business cards saying "You are the only one for me!" might be effective but untested thus far.

Akihabara Girls - If you are looking for girls in Akihabara you have absolutely no clue. Unless of course they're inflatable.


no girls in akihabara? who wrote this article? obiously not an arcade gamer
you can delete the link now

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eltinator



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I think that little article is more like a joke thing. Nothing for anyone to take real seriously. Atleast I don't take it too much to heart Sweat
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Ushiroyubi



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

jgirlsdotwhatever is moronic. lol

you want to meet nice girls? Go to Suidobashi and hang out near Tokyo Dome City.

or try Harajuku and walk around with a big dumb smile.

you'll meet some nice girls. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

oh wait... they're right about Roppongi. lol
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Ushiroyubi wrote:
oh wait... they're right about Roppongi. lol


yea, they have roppongi a lot in Hana Yori Dango manga and that's how it's depicted as well hehe hehe
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Ushiroyubi wrote:
jgirlsdotwhatever is moronic. lol
lol i agree 70% !!!!

hey do you guys know the name of the "gaijin" distric in tokyo i heard about it from a friend she said that there is a part in tokyo where most of the foreingers live... but i forgot what they call it! ..... and no its not the "gaijin ghetto"

anyway she said that most of the girls there were cute and wanted to meet foreigners..... yay!

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