i'm bored...anybody care enough to teach me how to work this thing..it's my first time

cma_yang wrote:

i'm bored...anybody care enough to teach me how to work this thing..it's my first time

I recall hearing that exact same thing as I was walking past an Adult Book Store once

gaijin mark wrote:

I recall hearing that exact same thing as I was walking past an Adult Book Store once

it was "the president of nigeria"

Tu_triky wrote:

it was "the president of nigeria"

Now we know where he spent the hundred thousand dollars

krim wrote:

Lance Bass gay? didn't see that coming... but I thought he'd be going out with Richard Hatch..

Looks like my gaydar is still working.
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Tu_triky wrote:

i got an e-mail from the president of nigeria...he will be wiring me several hundred thousand dolllars shortly as soon as i provide him with my bank account number.....i knew it was my lucky day.

He told me I was his only friend.

cma_yang wrote:

i'm bored...anybody care enough to teach me how to work this thing..it's my first time

What do you mean? The forum?
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tabana wrote:

Looks like my gaydar is still working.

hehe.

lance in my pants makes me wanna dance

Tu_triky wrote:

hehe. lance in my pants makes me wanna dance

I didn't know you were on the Amazing Race!?! what was it like?

krim wrote:

I didn't know you were on the Amazing Race!?! what was it like?

the only amazing race i've ever been in was the race to the john after eating some bad clams...

Tu_triky wrote:

the only amazing race i've ever been in was the race to the john after eating some bad clams...

i hope you won that one.

krim wrote:

i hope you won that one.

the clams outnumbered me but i in the end i prevailed with the heroism lance armstrong, not lance bass in the a$$.

Tu_triky wrote:

the clams outnumbered me but i in the end i prevailed with the heroism lance armstrong, not lance bass in the a$$.

You get the Yellow stainedJersey!

krim wrote:

You get the Yellow stainedJersey!

i was honored to wear the stain during the final stage....

Quote:

Woman mails five-foot python Wed Jul 26, 4:44 PM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman sparked panic at her local post office when a 1.5-meter (5-foot) albino python escaped from a packet she had mailed, police said Tuesday. The 28-year-old woman, who had sold the snake over the Internet, stuffed it in a package labeled "attention -- glass" to be sent to its new owner. "Staff accepted the package and put it in the back of the office -- they had no idea what it was," said police spokesman Andreas Blum. "All of a sudden, they noticed that it started moving around and then saw a big snake wriggling out of it." One of the postal workers in the western city of Mechernich, who was familiar with snakes, wrestled with it and locked it into another container, while her colleagues ran away. While it is not a crime to send snakes by post, the woman is being investigated for the improper treatment of animals.

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YATTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the file finally converted from VOB to AVI!!!!


many thanks again Triky, Tabana, Krim




Tried to cut segments of the concert to upload.....but audio was off. Thingy said I can decompress Entire audio stream to uncompress WAV file and recompress with constant Bitrate encoder. I'm like
The heck does that mean. I'll wait for one of my friends to look at it, see if he knows whats up and see if I got anything on my computer to take care of that problem
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I'm wondering if I told the redhead that the maxi skirt she's wearing today makes her taiyaki look deliciously lucious... would that be considered sexual harrassment.
Maybe I should tell her that she looks really really cute first.

krim wrote:

I'm wondering if I told the redhead that the maxi skirt she's wearing today makes her taiyaki look deliciously lucious... would that be considered sexual harrassment. Maybe I should tell her that she looks really really cute first.

since she's a red head you should call her "azuki" your cute lil' red bean.....

so desu! good idea!

krim wrote:

so desu! good idea!

i am full of those weird insights....

Tu_triky wrote:

i am full of those weird insights....

yet helpful!